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TOP 5 WORST POSSIBLE

SMITE GODS

By Yvette Lessard

Hello, SMITE hellions! Today we’re going to be looking at the worst possible additions to the

SMITE roster. Which mythological entities would be the most useless? I’m afraid China and

Japan have the market cornered, but will another pantheon be able to dethrone them?

5. Ame-no-Uzume-no-Mikoto A laughing goddess of ridiculous stunts, revelry, and

Pantheon: Japanese silliness, Ama-no-Uzume is introduced to us through

the legends of Amaterasu. It’s said that when the sun

goddess retreated to a cave to hide in shame, plunging

the world into darkness, it was Ama-no-Uzume who

came up with a clever way to draw her back out--which

is what makes her the “least worst” of potential SMITE

gods today. It’s how she did it--by stripping naked and

dancing on an overturned wash tub, thereby prompting

her fellow gods to laugh up a storm loud enough to win

over Amaterasu--that’s her claim to fame. While Ama-

no-Uzume is certainly lovable enough, that’s not going

to stop Loki or Ah Puch from wringing the life out of her.

Passive: VEJ VEL VEJ VEL VEJ VEL

Ultimate: Throw down a tub, tear off her clothes

and start dancing, stunning all nearby gods.

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